graveyardgardenparty:

spooky n starbuck

graveyardgardenparty:

spooky n starbuck

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant)

(Source: phoenixpen)


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

(Source: hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on)

coffeeandcastiel:

whosthisdouchefag:

do you think this is a fucking game

(Source: lilwildspark)

holly-draws:

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I am The Outsider, and this is my mark.

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….

you know you’re hungry when you just heard your stomach make the new IM skype noise

monobeartheater:

rairatrio:

please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

(Source: wormparty)

Reblog this if you’re a fan of Derek Landy’s “Skulduggery Pleasant” series. I have two reasons for asking this of you; first of all, I want to know how many other fans there on Tumblr, and secondly, I’m going to be making a giant list of fans on here to hand to Derek the next time I see him. Reblog away!

(Source: theadoredhowlett)

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL