spooky n starbuck


spooky n starbuck

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

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do you think this is a fucking game

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I am The Outsider, and this is my mark.




you know you’re hungry when you just heard your stomach make the new IM skype noise



please stop romanticizing skeleton hell

um… no?

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Reblog this if you’re a fan of Derek Landy’s “Skulduggery Pleasant” series. I have two reasons for asking this of you; first of all, I want to know how many other fans there on Tumblr, and secondly, I’m going to be making a giant list of fans on here to hand to Derek the next time I see him. Reblog away!

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